Darn you stupid reality shows!

      I'm hopelessly addicted to reality shows. I hate it. Shows like the Bachelorette, the Bachelor Pad, Master Chef, Chopped, Expedition Impossible, Love in the Wild, and Wipeout have me coming back each week, dying to know what happens next. I hate it. Could you please stop being so addicting?? Thank you.

      Sincerely,
          The Girl who has much better things to do, but can't do them because all she wants to do is watch you, and your addicting drama, as if she doesn't get enough of her own in her own life.